Stow-a-ways on your bike?

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That's the problem with the English upper-classes -

The Marquess of Queensberry is a Scottish title

... they were so busy at public school buggering the youngest ones and toasting muffins held between the buttocks over an open fire, that they never learned to spell properly

The 9th Marquess was educated in the training ships Illustrious and Britannia at Portsmouth. Not a muffin in sight, although you'd think he'd know all about the "proud" traditions of the Royal Navy as listed by Churchill when First Lord - "rum, sodomy and the lash"