Would You Support a No Carry-on Item Policy?

Personnaly, I think that total nudity in flight with compulsory anal inspection before boarding is the only feasible solution. Can't wait.

Is this a Chinese custom? Given your challenged height, aren't you worried that the anal probe might pass right through your mouth, m'dear? They might insist that you travel in cargo.

Welcome back, dearie. I thought we had finally shaken the FILTH of Chinese customs, sorry, I mean dust, off our shoes on this board but even little old Sybil can be wrong sometimes.