I said that the Phuket scene is a mere shadow of what it was - not that there wasn't one - and I suspect very few on this board give a flying fuck that "young Asian customers from Singapore" are happy to pay £10 for a beer or a Pineapple juice, just to watch some tired old cock show that we've all seen ad nauseam

On the bright side you got a "like" from Arsenal the clapping seal - which is surely the worst possible response to a post that anyone would wish for - be a sport and throw him another fish as his total irrelevance these days is killing him