Need a good restaurant for V-Day

[poshglasgow]

McDonalds.

SG will have heard this one, but for those of you who may be thinking of taking a trip to Scotland one day, to marvel at its countless attractions: its handsome natives, meandering burns of Irn Bru, its purple-clad hill tops, its renowned tolerance towards those of other faiths, its healthy fat-free range of culinary delights and its most secure bar the Bar Linnie, working out which Scotsmen belong to which clan can be a little daunting, so always remember this tip: If he's got a quarter-pounder under his kilt he's a...McDonald!!

And on the question of food....Can you imagine Ian, the former owner of the Cafe Royale, being met by the arrival of guests Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmon(d).
"FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"