Captain Swing: you end with... "Thanks for the Memories"...
I feel a song coming on…..

Best sung to the link here, starring Bob Hope and Shirley Ross, and I’ve altered a couple of words (dedicated to the former Memory Bar in Naklua and the power of Niagara!!) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgUq5dziEk


Thanks for the Memory Bar, of humid afternoons, ya-ba’s Sunee lunes,
Jet ski scams and burning tits and sunburnt farang prunes…
How lovely it was! Thanks for the Memory Bar, in Wongamat Naklua, I’d my merry way, The baht bus ride,
Where Kathoyes reside, beside the plastic tide…
How lovely it was!
Many's the time that we feasted.
On Niagara you’ve never fasted,
And the swelling certainly lasted; we did have fun, and no harm done.
So thanks for the memories, of crap games on the floor,
Nights in Cupidol, the Mamasan’s a headache, but she’ll happily show it all,
I thank you so much.
Thanks for the memory, the hotel’s now lodged a claim; it’s saying that we’re to blame
And just because Niagara’s power sent it up the bloody wall.
How lovely that was!
Thank you!