I'm booked to stay at Yenabai Condo through Pattaya Rent a Room (thanks again for the recommendation, gerefan). I emailed Rudi to ask if they could put a couple of cans in the fridge for when I arrive. I like to take an hour, sit on the balcony, have; a beer or two and smoke a lot of cigarettes, after the 24 hour journey from Dublin.
Not a problem, sez he - the beers will be waiting for me. Now, that's what I call good customer service.
I'm going to test it, of course, and ask if he can deliver an 18 year old at the same time.