You know you are obsessed with Thai money boys when:

1) You check Sawatdeenetwork - GB - Others 3 to 4 times a day.
2) Your personal choice of wank bank material is usually a Thai boy.
3) You spend hours trawling the internet to find pictures of Thai boys in bikini briefs.
4) You can't help but compare money boys from every country you visit to those in Thailand. And Thailand is rarely if ever bested.
5) The words 'New go go bar opens' send you into a frenzy of lustful imagination.

None of the above applies to me. Cough cough.