My driver turned up 40 minutes late to take me to Pattaya. I knew I should have stuck with Mr Toom. I managed a smile and a greeting but I was totally pissed off. I actually had to phone the company to remind them I was supposed to be picked up. Not good enough.

To make matters worse, I intended to catch up on some sleep - I'm not used to getting up at 9 am - but I had to stay awake the whole trip to make sure he didn't use his mobile phone. At one stage he appeared to be skyping, for Christ's sake! He was holding the phone away from his face, over the passenger seat, and talking into it . Needless to say he didn't get any tip.

As I approached the hotel, lo and behold, Yut rushed out of Copa to greet me. Thank God! He's the guy, ex-Happy Place, who worked in Boyzboyaboyz - the guy I offed most nights last trip. I thought he was the guy who went to work in Dubai and was stuck in a forced labour camp, unable to get out.

He now works as a massage boy. What the fuck would be know about massage? He's been a go go boy all his working life.

I decided first to go to Narcissus Massage to avail myself of the special services of Ten, my favourite massage boy of all time. But he wasn't there. I was told he's gone home for good. Shit! He's one of the reasons I came to Pattaya.

I went back to Cope and immediately took Yut back to the hotel. I never discovered his new massage talent - we got straight down to business.

Tonight I first went to Walking Street for something to eat. What I saw really shocked me - literally thousands of Chinese tourists, all marching behind their guides. It was a veritable tsunami. We all stood on the curb watching the procession in awe.

I then went over to Boyzboyzboyz. It's great to see the soi so packed - all the beer bars are doing a roaring trade. I was there to see my favourite guy from last time, but again, he wasn't there! He's the second reason I came here. Oh, well....

I found a seat right at the front, next to a cute Chinese guy who was sitting with his friend. He started chatting to me and to be honest, I spent most of the night ogling him, rather than the boys on stage. The bar was full for the show and most of the customers were Asian.

The show was the same as before but they have a few new guys. Most of them I don't really find all that attractive but my eye fell on number 27, not because he's especially handsome but because he seemed to be having so much fun up there on the stage. I ran into him in the toilet and he came up and hugged me and had a quick grope. He looks a bit young for me but he told me he's 23.

After the cock show I left, intending to go over to Sunee, but I got waylaid and ended up in Funnyboys. They only had 8 guys on stage. I found two very attractive. Mama-san came over and asked me what I liked. I told her, surprise surprise, that I wanted a guy with a big cock.

"Sorry. All boys with big cock already go with customer."

By now it was midnight so I guess that makes sense. I'll go earlier tomorrow and see what they have on offer. Beer 180 baht.

I went back to BBB, wondering if I should off number 23. Or maybe number 58 who appeared in the show sporting a massive piece of meat.

In the end, I decided I'd had too much to drink so came back alone.

Drinks are now 280 baht.

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