Ok, this is awkward as hell, but I hate doctors, and everyone here happens to be knowledgable about gay sex, so let's give it a shot.

Hypothetically, if someone gives you a facial and they have some type of STD themselves, can that infect your eye? If so, is it something that will naturally go away, or do I need to take this more seriously than I am?

For days now, I can barely open my one eye, and when I do force it open, you can see the blood. I look like a one-eyed goblin, but there's no discomfort at all, so I'm hoping it's just a popped blood vessel and will clear itself in a few days. Aside from that, all I can think of is either a STD of some kind, or gecko shit maybe, but that doesn't make sense either.