I arrived at Chiang Mai airport and right from the start things started off badly and quickly got worse. Where do I start?

My driver wasn't waiting for me. It turns out he went to the international arrivals even though I'd told the hotel I was coming from Bangkok and gave all the flight details.

We got to the hotel and the first of today's 2 highlights was waiting for me ; the guy at reception is absolutely stunning!! Jesus! Just gorgeous!

I got to my room only to find the safe wasn't working. He came up to check it but couldn't fix it. Eventually I was able to use it by swiping my debit card.

Next, the WiFi wouldn't work on my iPad. The keyboard refused to pop up to allow me to enter my username, yet it allowed me to type in my password. WTF? It works ok on my iPhone so it's obviously a problem with the iPad.

Never mind ; I'll just go to 7/11 and pick up a sim card. But they didn't have one. Mr Gorgeous suggested I go to Tesco and get one from AIS. He told me I could walk there but a tuk-tuk passed by so I grabbed it. I asked him how much to go to Tesco and then into town. 100 baht. Done deal. He would wait outside for me.

AIS had a sim card but I didn't have my passport so I couldn't buy it. Please come back tomorrow. Fuck!

I went outside and my driver was nowhere to be seen. He'd just disappeared. No doubt he got A better offer. I waited for half an hour but he never came back. I approached a tuk-tuk in the car park but he demanded 200 baht. (How do you tell someone to fuck off in Thai?)

Never mind ; I'll start walking. One is bound to come by. But none did and I ended up having to walk the whole way back. Problem is I didn't pay attention on the way over so wasn't sure which way to go. I got completely lost and ended up wandering around for over an hour. A girl working in 7/11 is partly to blame - she sent me in the wrong direction.

Eventually I made it back to the hotel, totally exhausted. I was going to put my iPad back in the safe and then try and get a tuk-tuk into town for dinner. But there was a problem - the safe would not open with my debit card! I panicked.

I called reception but Mr Gorgeous had gone home. The girl told me it wouldn't be a problem because a technician could be called tomorrow. Tomorrow??

She eventually came to my room to take a look. Call Mr Gorgeous, I suggested. No, she couldn't do that as he'd already gone home. Well, call the manager. Sorry, he lives too far away.

She left and came back with a knife to open the access door for the key - the very same key she told me only the manager had! It didn't work so off she goes and comes back with a pair of scissors Again, no good. She suggested again that I wait till tomorrow but I insisted she had to open it tonight.

She disappeared and later returned with a technician who managed to get the screws out so the key could be inserted. But the key didn't fit! Turns out the girl had brought the wrong keys - they were for the safe in the room next door.

By now it was 10pm. Eventually she found a key that fitted and managed to open the safe. She tested it but it was kaputt.

Suddenly Mr Gorgeous turned up - you know, the guy she said she couldn't call. He just picked up the safe and walked out the door with it then came back with a new one.

So off to Adams Apple. I was surprised to see so many guys from my last visit - big cocked Korn, hugely hung Harn and Krazy K. He still can't dance, still can't stand still and still can't wipe that stupid grin off his face.

The outline of the boys ' cocks is clearly visible and there are some real monsters lurking in those briefs, including K's. Korn immediately recognised me and smiled. His appendage is truly enormous. I remember offing him last time but forgot if he was any good so I walked over the road to my hotel and checked out what I'd previously written about him on the forum. Yep, he was my best performer that trip so tonight he'd be the one.

He appeared in the show then kind of disappeared. Shit! He's been offer! Damn!

He suddenly reappeared and I managed to make eye contact with him. He came over to say hello and I grabbed him. He was mine!

Back in the room he undressed and put it in my hand. It was soft and felt wonderful. He fucked me last trip so I was really looking forward to tonight's performance.

He got onto the bed, rubbed it for a few seconds and up it came. Jesus! It's huge! How on earth did he ever fuck me with that??

On with the condom. He got the head in but it was quite painful. He somehow managed to get it all in but as soon as he started pumping away it really began to hurt.

'Can not?'

'No, can not. Sorry.'

'Ok. We chuck -wow.'

So we did. And for the first time in a long while I witnessed a truly magnificent cumshot.

'Sorry. I chuck-wow this morning. Tomorrow have bigger cum.'

You mean, that wasn't his normal cumshot??

So that was my other highlight of what was a very dismal first day in CM - a truly awesome cumshot.

As in the past, he showered and was quickly out the door.

Not sure if I'll take him again tomorrow as there are a couple of other guys who are also very attractive and well hung to boot. And I also got to talk to some lovely guys in the smoking room - it's the best place to get to know them. Their demeanour off stage is totally different ; they are very friendly and always willing to chat.

I just hope things go better tomorrow.

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