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    The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    A day out, that will change your life?

    After being in the wild west of Pattaya for a few weeks, I thought I would like to explore more of Bangkok so my American and Australian friends and I said lets follow the Instructions of some of the more experienced Posters to see a Fun day out.

    I said I have seen some good wash rooms where you get many free guys Bi-sexuals and others mentioned, Guyz who just love farangs, so to start with we tried a few wash rooms like Chit lom Big C well it was amazing, so many guys cruising on ach floor as we had read, it was a difficulty to choose from all the choice but each of us did and we was taken to a small wash room near the roof in the car park to do out deeds and what fun it was, no money involved all the Guys were around 20.

    Well after this fabulous way to relax and unwind after a long flight we thought we should go for some food no point going to a restaurant with just the 2 of us with out a partner so we has a choice of Soi 4 the likes of telephone Bar or Richards or balcony I have read a few time BALCONY is now cooking there own food with a new wonderful chef so we said this must be the place as last time I went to Telephone and the food was not up to scratch as when Eve use to run it m any years ago in jimmy of Pinnacle Hotel fame who use to hold Court thereтАжтАжтАжтАж..

    Then my friends said they would like to try Babylon, so I said I know a nice place to go before, a bar where you can get Pattaya type Boys, boy next door types, with drinks only 100 baht, yes it was 4pm and sure enough there was guyz there who were great fun, after a couple of drinks, we played around for a while as we wanted to save our energies for Babylon, the name of the Bar is 'MY WAY" it is one of the oldest bars in Bangkok and in an Alley way, just past Pan Pacific Hotel walking towards Suriwong Road.

    Well we arrived at Balcony but it was heaving with customers and so was telephone even so the waiter managed to squeeze us in and we then perused the varied and interesting menu. from Fish and chips to Masman Guy one of the most popular Thai/Muslim meals here, when it came the fish and chips it was the nearest I have had since my last visit to the Uk and the Masman was so Hugh we had to share it, washed down with a very pleasant Shiraz wine and watching the many tourist wondering with so many boy candy to see why they were walking down a gay Soi even so very many st8 couple and families seems to be sitting around the Soi enjoying the gay Company.

    Wow it was 9.25p.m just in time for the best show in Thailand as I read on one web site, but first we needed to go to another side show an old bar again use to be very hot but now watered down Super Alex up stair from old Alex bar just past Solid on Soi 6 Suriwong road , there was 4 stunning guys there and a selection of mildly fem and fun guys also, we sat with one who I thought as the best, and they turned out to be great very str8 looking and good fun even though once again we was not there to off a boy as we had plans later to get the cream of the crop across Bangkok near the palace.

    Time for the10 oтАЩclock show, off we go down the rickety old Iron staircase and past TAWAN into Soi Twilight as mad as ever, many guys plying for your trade, but we knew the only place to be was XBOYS We saw our 2 friends from Australia who we was meeting and then the Show started, with our 250 baht drink and a show you can only see in Thailand we were on top of the world, if you have seen so many of these Boys bar shows as I have and are quite bored with the I never thought I would be mesmerized by another show but believe me DONтАЩT MISS XBOYS, it is the very best your ever see no boy under 8тАЭ here and only men in the XXX show the most amazing show your ever see in the world.

    Now we are saving our last and best of the day trip out for the last and it did not leave us with any doubts that we are in what must be the best gay trip you can ever make not only for gay sex but I do not think brazil can match this extravaganza of a venue for most handsome men.

    Then we arrived at Babylon, if you have not been there, it must be the most well planned and designed Sauna in the world with 2 restaurants Olympic Swimming Pool, Big Gym and food only around 200 baht http://www.babylonbkk.com/home.html

    If you have never been to Babylon Sauna go, no matter what you look like, or your age there was a guy I was chatting to who was 82 and having sex in the steam room, so there is hope for me in later life, for about 200 baht, entrance, you cant get better, it is more like a 5 star Hotel, but with very economical prices, there is all sorts here, fat, thin, ugly and even guys with 3 stomachs, I saw all of them getting serviced for free and not with other ugly guys, but for some reason we cant fathom out, stunning guys from all over the world, I had to go and look in the Mirror to see if I suddenly look handsome in the half light, but even though I am well endowed, IтАЩm sure it is more then that, I did ask one very nice Thai what do these stunning guys see in us Ugly farangs, he said many farangs pay Ugly boys for sex there is some one for every one he also said that many love to be near farangs, because they think one will be there next lover and they admire our life style, so the only way to get some of the action is meet a ji dee farang not necessarily for money but for life style?

    Now we are saving our last and best of the day trip out for the last and it did not leave us with any doubts that we are in what must be the best gay trip you can ever make not only for gay sex but I do not think brazil can match this extravaganza of a venue for most handsome men.

    Try this for a first We asked our taxi driver to circle the area of saphan kwai Bangkok around the Kings Palace, you can easily get there, as itтАЩs the end of the run for the number 2 bus.

    Well our taxi driver was so into finding the right guy for us he suggested we go near the gate where we chatted to a few young guys I ask there age one said nearly 16 frighteningly saying he knows a hotel where he goes many times and his friend the same, handsome but not worth Prison.

    We also saw many nice looking students who were just trying to top up there allowance and can you imagine they were normal every day guys not Lady Boys or obvious gay guys and just down the road we see in the middle of all these boys selling there services some police are stopping traffic for any violations they can conjure up, with all these

    I saw, about 100 guys selling themselves, quite openly its was all quite amazing, but I was still convince there was some one special for me and our taxi driver said look there Army, I thought he was saying they were The Army moving the Boys on from the Palace, but No, he meant they are available, well my friends and I look at each other, they were unimaginably handsome and In Uniform 5 or them, each one was so stunning, I asked what I thought was a devastatingly handsome Army Guy and he said 1000 baht, I go with you, I said yes where, he said Palace Hotel round the corner, well we went, my heart was thumping he was Marching, he told me he is part of the Kings personal Guard and a killing Machine, I thought, Heavens am I going to get out of this alive, he was 22 and so serious, I could not take my eyes off him, his hands were twice the size of mine and when he took so long taking off his Boots, it was making the excitement even more heart stopping, well when he literally unrolled his enormous portion, I thought I was in heaven.

    Ill say no more, but when we decided to go home, it was 3.30a.m and I can tell you we were more then satisfied and all thinking what a wonderful world this is and how fantastic you can meet a guy like this and no one even cares, if it was in America as happened to me once, I picked a guy up in a notorious area, we were surrounded by 2 police cars, let alone here in Thailand no one is at all bothered, I donтАЩt know what it tells you about a country like America, who makes its public paranoid to control them, but here in Thailand I can only tell you it is really paradise.

    So if youтАЩre at a loose end for under 1000 baht plus the Boys fee, we had the most amazing day and the best guyz you could ever Imagine, let alone the beauties we turned down.
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    Dont worry I'm keeping my eye out for you?


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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Uh-oh... is this the birth of Let Me Lick You?

    To each their own, I guess... Not my cup of anything, but sex tourism at it's finest! .... ukeright:

    If I were to stray off topic this is an good example of how a lack of funding in education can lead to board babble - in something akin to text-speak.

    Good of LMLU to take the time to post, though. :cheers:

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    another James Joyce

    Ulysses? I understand Joyce never left his room when writing. He had to send others out for some of the fine details. Too bad there was no internet back then.
    E Dok Tong

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cockalicky
    A day out, that will change your life?
    Then we arrived at Babylon, if you have not been there, it must be the most well planned and designed Sauna in the world with 2 restaurants Olympic Swimming Pool, Big Gym and food only around 200 baht.
    So Babylon has a new pool? The 50 metre 8 lane pool will certainly be a step up from the old one which was about the size of a decent backyard pool.

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Quote Originally Posted by bao-bao
    Uh-oh... is this the birth of Let Me Lick You?

    Good of LMLU to take the time to post, though. :cheers:
    Indeed his unmistakable style!

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    lmlu or whoever, a great posting and hot hot hot..
    There is a time to be politically incorrect and talk sex and
    what a paradise BKK can be for the horny old men of this world.
    I thought it was well composed and highly interesting and covered
    a lot of ground, with style and raised my temperature a notch or two..

    Probably one of the best BKK sex reviews ever in my humble opinion.. :cat:

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Quote Originally Posted by catawampuscat
    lmlu or whoever, a great posting and hot hot hot..
    There is a time to be politically incorrect and talk sex and
    what a paradise BKK can be for the horny old men of this world.
    I thought it was well composed and highly interesting and covered
    a lot of ground, with style and raised my temperature a notch or two..
    Probably one of the best BKK sex reviews ever in my humble opinion.. :cat:
    Well comopsed yes ... but too beautiful to be true ...
    100 boys around the Saranrom Park !!!! Perhaps true a long time ago but not these days as the good-looking ones are picked as soon as they show up !
    More on my blog at : llz.blogspot.com

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Yes, the unmistakably badly written style of LTLU/LMTU etc. Braggingly inaccurate on details.

    Had a great time at 'My Way'? Most reports suggest the place is morgue-like.

    Got the taxi to drive around Saphan Kwai Bangkok around the King's Palace? Tell me more about this one, I must have missed something.
    ..........and that's the way it is.

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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    Quote Originally Posted by neddy3
    " ... Got the taxi to drive around Saphan Kwai Bangkok around the King's Palace? ... "
    Yes right, a fantasy indeed ... written by a new/old member, as a first post. It is to snicker.
    Sorry Cat, but your fever for bar-and-boy reviews, while understandable, will not be cooled down by this bit of pieced-together fraudulence (spirited from here, TingTong, CfS, old posts, Time Mag, Dagonetc BBB News etc).

    Cheers ...
    Just another reason why I love living in Thailand


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    Re: The best sex is easy to find if you read this?

    too good to be true...umm ..
    perhaps, but still I enjoyed the read..

    I applaud the positive tone and excitement in lmlu's thread and even if
    it is a fantasy, I still liked it.
    sometimes, I feel like I am dreaming, living in Thailand, having easy availability
    to the hottest men and the greatest party on the plantet for gay men pass
    the age of visibility in the Western gay man's mentality..

    I believe many posters exaggerate and fantasize, when they post especially, if the subject is how much their boy loves them, loves the sex and perhaps the best one is how octaganarians have teenage boys lining up to give them free service because they are farangs (OK slight exaggeration for effect here)..

    I agree with the other board members that the author is over enthusiatic
    and pushing the upper limits of the truth and reality but still I enjoyed it.
    On some level, it is all a fantasy which each of us perceives differently and
    I will take a thread like this anyday over a ranting raving pro tobacco smoking,
    or a report on whether one bar is 10B. more for a drink than another. I really don't give a fuck, if the toilet is clean enough to eat off the floor as long as I can piss in peace and it is the boys that is what is it all about, the attitudes, the atmosphere.
    lmlu has made and earned many detractors over the years, but sometimes
    a forum needs some zing and sizzle to liven it up.. no doubt, I will regret my words if indeed our new author is lmlu and reverts to his worst behavior but
    that is up to the moderators and so far they seem to be doing a good job
    of keeping this forum number one by far, imho anyway. :cat:

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