Thai boys explain the universe

[bkkguy]

some gems for those of you that do not read Silom Farung's Gay Boy Thailand blog:

parallel universes:
When you enter a gay club in Thailand normal logic and laws of behaviour no longer apply - thatтАЩs because it is a parallel universe, the door to the club is a wormhole. If you canтАЩt find the wormhole again you will be stuck in the new universe forever.

the uncertainty principle:
A Thai boy has not done anything bad until he is caught. You, the farang observer, create the negative incident by observing it. If you had not looked, it would not have happened.

time:
time is an illusion tied to objects in motion. If objects donтАЩt move no time will pass. So if the object is for example a Thai boy who does nothing time does not run, it stands still. Thai boys are aware of this and it is why they are so fond of doing nothing.

connection between an object and relative time:
The object can be a Thai boy who is applying makeup in the bathroom. Then time will appear to move differently for his farang boyfriend who is waiting in the living room than it does for the Thai boy in the bathroom. When the Thai boy comes out of the bathroom he can see that the farang has aged considerably while the Thai boy is still young and fresh.

blog entry - part 1
blog entry - part 2

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the uncertainty principle:
A Thai boy has not done anything bad until he is caught. You, the farang observer, create the negative incident by observing it. If you had not looked, it would not have happened.

There's a variant of this; when the mamasan says "He do everything"; it's only when you get him into bed ...