While in Perth I meet up with an old black friend, he asked me how Thai's will treat a Abo his words, (black fellah) in Pattaya as he will be visiting me next month.
I told him most Thai's don't care what colour you are, but I and the farlang will called you coloured.
He told me I was A bloody cheaky white fellah.
COUPLA TINGS YOU ORTA KNOW.
FIRSTLY,
WHEN I AM BORN, I'M BLACK.
WHEN I GROW UP , I'M BLACK.
WHEN I GET SICK, I'M BLACK.
WHEN I GO OUT IN THE SUN, I'M BLACK.
WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK.
WHEN I GET SCARED, I'M BLACK.
AND WHEN I DIE I'M STILL BLOODY BLACK.
BUT YOU BLOODY WHITE FELLAH'S
WHEN YOU BORN YOU PINK.
WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU WHITE.
WHEN YOU GET SICK , YOU GREEN.
WHEN YOU GO OUT IN TA SUN, YOU GO RED.
WHEN YOU GET COLD YOU GO BLUE.
WHEN YOU GET SCARED, YOU YELLOW.
AND WHEN YOU DIE, YOU PURPLE.
AND YOU GOT THE BLOODY CHEEK TO CALL ME COLOURED,,,,,,,
Then he laughed his head off, then bought me a beer.
and told me we gonna have a bloody good time, when this boody Abo queen gets to Pattaya.