On the 7 convenience store.

[francois]

I'm neither drunk nor high and I could understand it, simply by applying a little patience and reading it through--slowly--two or three times. It seems to be a rather random assortment of barely-related reflections on Valentine's Day and the 7-11 chain of convenience stores, presented in an idiosyncratic stream-of-consciousness style (and I use the word advisedly).

Well, that does explain it!