In my opinion there is one really good thing about the tattoos. The trouble is I have yet to figure out what it might be . . .
I'm sure my tastes are different from the majority, but I have never seen a tattooed boy whose tattoos make him look better than he would look without them.
You can include those scraggly beards and mustaches too. As far as I'm concerned, here's just the right gift for those guys:
I can do without any of it.