Fitness Frolics

[scottish-guy]

You took up jogging and fucked your foot; you took up swimming and fucked your neck; so you took up stair-climbing, fucked your reputation and got branded a psycho.

I'd have taken the hint by that point, but no - you've taken up jog-walking.

All credit to you, but be careful with those coffees - with your record you might suffer a choking fit and suffocate.