In honour of The Donald's visit to meet The Queen this week

[paborn]

While this humble American is surely wrong

; I'd like to point out that Phillip is also German. No Greek blood at all - House of Schweswig-Holstein-Sonmderberg_Glucksberg. All his sisters married Nazis. Still. they married better than Melania - poor thing.

[frequent]

Still. they married better than Melania - poor thing.

As we now know from this week's events, Melanoma mis-spoke during her wedding vows. She said "I do". She meant to say "I don't"

[paborn]

As we now know from this week's events, Melanoma mis-spoke during her wedding vows. She said "I do". She meant to say "I don't"

You know, that's really rather good.