Bloody Search engines! Duck Duck Go kept offering me pages of results about registering my Nando's Card. I see it's issued by the National Association against Sexual Orientation Discrimination (never heard of it) and is required for entry to all SOP (Sex On Premises) venues in Italy - presumably so they can discriminate against straight men who don't have one.

I've let my apartment out on AirBNB to a middle-aged Thai bloke who spends most of his time away, and am already in Europe. Somehow I don't think I'll be needing either a Nandos Card or an Anddos Card while I'm there. It's my annual "Get the Hell Out Before the Hell of Songkran" trip.