Taking Your New Thai Friend to a Mainstream Hotel in Pattaya

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Being in a lift with any stranger is slightly awkward and just a tad more so if one or more parties has a trick in tow. My technique, if my fellow liftee has company is to point to the guest and say PHWOOAAAR in a long and loud voice while simultaneously giving a thumbs up. That always breaks the tension.

In ten years of staying at the same hotel neither I nor any of my guests has caused a micropickle's worth of trouble to the hotel staff. Hence the warm, knowing smile that greets me whenever I walk in with a guest.