. . . to the private party at The Venue on June 3 to celebrate the Grand Opening

No porn star just a sumptuous buffet supplied by a Boyz Town Hotel and a free bar. Invited guests only.

I never made the list, never mind too camp for my liking, but a free buffet and bar well that's not to be sniffed at!

I tried kissing Kotter's arse, but there was a queue . . .