I would gladly accept the knighthood, with appropriate humility, whether for my firm and pert little bubble butt, or for providing Buckingham Palace which much needed vellum.

(An American cannot accept a knighthood. Sad to say, I could never be known as Sir Bob since I am not a British citizen. I would, however, be able to append a KBE or CBE to my name.)

Does one have to kneel when one is knighted? Might need help standing up again.