Not to mention, this is going to be an awkward conversation I never thought I was going to have to have. I'm going to have to explain to my husband how a go-go bar works.

"Yeah honey, it's easy. We go to a bar, and there will be a bunch of guys in white briefs hanging out. Just pick the one who think is handsome, he'll come sit with you, and if you like him, give him say 1500 baht and you can shove your dick in his ass all night long if you want. Pick me out a handsome guy while you're at it, because I can't see shit anymore, but I want to have fun too."

That's so fucked up, maybe I just won't mention it.