Viagra, kamagra, cialis under/over the counter.

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I cut such a manly figure they're convinced that they're enhancing the pleasure of a Thai lady or even multiple ladies.

I'd be fairly confident that (1) they would not believe that the Thai is gaining any physical pleasure at all, and (2) they'll know it's a prostitute, so definitely not a lady

For example, I can wake up and feel my body saying, "hey dude, I could use some vitamin C".

Do we assume that you woke up one day and felt your body say "Hey dude, let yourself go blind"?