The Escape Bar is named after those potential customers who fled the premises after seeing the prices.

It's very...well...classy. Its target market is the trendy and spendy and its aim is to drag sleaze upmarket. The interior is decked out in black and gold. The lighting is subdued and there are niches built into the wall displaying expensive champagne. One could be mistaken for thinking they were in a gentlemens club in Monaco.

There is a central stage but all the tables in front are reserved for VIPs. I asked if I could sit down, as they were all unoccupied. Yes, I could, but the minimum spend was 5000 crowns (US$200). As I only intended to drink beer (US$3:70) it was out of the question. Mind you, if I switched to drinking cocktails or opened a bottle of champagne it wouldn't take long to reach 5000 crowns.

So I shifted to one of the side tables. Unfortunately, there are two large pillars which obstruct the view of the stage.

There were 12 guys and 3 customers when I arrived at 10pm. Eleven guys were very handsome and 3 were absolute stunners, straight out of a Belami porn movie. All the boys are slim and masculine with great bodies. Two are muscle guys. They are in their twenties. They all wore shorts, apart from one who approached me at my table. He was half Czech, half Turkish and was wearing underpants.

"You like a big cock?"
"Yeah, sort of."
"I have 23.5 centimetres. I'm top only. When customers see my cock they all want me to fuck them."

He saw my eyes focusing on his very small package.

"He's sleeping now but you'll see him later in the show."

Mmmm....I'll pencil him in.

Unlike in the Thai gogo bars, the boys don't just stand around; they actually dance on the stage or stand on the sofas and wiggle their butts.

There are numerous shows during the evening. The first was the Cream Show. Two boys appeared butt naked and squirted each other with cream, which they licked off each other's body. They then moved into the audience, which by now had swelled to around 20, and asked if we'd like to have a go.

After the show a number of boys stripped and ran around the bar. Is there anything more enticing than a long, fat soft cock with a beautiful foreskin dangling in front of you?

Then the Oil show started. Three naked guys rubbing oil over each other and rolling around on the stage. They don't tie condoms around the base of their cocks, so they are only semi -hard.

A guy approached me and asked if he could sit down. Sure, no problem. His name was Dennis. He ordered a soft drink and we started chatting. That's was no pressure to off him, although, of course, that's the whole idea.

I was silly enough not to do my research before I went to the bar, and had no idea how the tipping system worked out what the going rate was for some fun. I soon found out.

To take him to the private room out back for sucking, kissing and wanking fun would cost 300 crowns (US$12) for the room and his fee for 10 minutes in the room was 5000 crowns ($205). An hour with him in the hotel room would be 1000 crowns ($41) off fee, plus his fee of 200 euros ($224).

Gulp!

WTF?? Where does he think he is? New York? Paris? London?

Before I could give him my answer - a definite no! - he got up to appear in the sex show. Three boys sucking and fooling around with each other. Mr 23.5 centimetres then leant up against a pillar and started furiously jacking off. The first real hard-on of the night. And no, he wasn't lying. One of the boys then put on a large plastic face mask - like a welder's mask - and Mr 23.5 came all over it. Mmmm...I won't be taking him tonight afterall.

Then all the guys appeared naked on the stage and invited customers to come and dance with them. The guy who had been sitting with me and had just finished sucking cock in the show came over and dragged me up to dance with him. I got a quick feel of his long, soft cock but I spent most of the dance with my hands firmly planted on his beautiful butt. I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to grope him as I would have done in Thailand.

He went off to the toilet and I went up to one of the customers to find out how much I should tip the boy for sitting with me. Apparently, if you buy them a drink - my guy had 2, including an
expensive cocktail - you don't have to tip them. As for the prices, halve them. 100 Euros for an hour back at the hotel is acceptable, more if fucking is involved. That's more like it. Although I think you'd pay the higher price if you offed one of the stunners - but they were snapped up very quickly by what appeared to be regular customers.

So tonight I'll get there early and see if I can grab a stunner for myself before they're all gone.

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