... by a long-lost Member named Bodine, found by accident when clicking one of the interesting links which show up by magic at the bottom of each thread page: seems as if some disturbing algorithmic sex acts being carried out in the background on this board.
Now don't hound me down Dudes, and don't get me wrong: I really do love Christian and his wonky ways, and do in fact believe he brings great ~ though somewhat anal ~ insight on things-Saranrom to this here debauched board.
One of those 'things' being: SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENTS!!!

Happy Birthday Christian! (I'd write that in Deutsche, but I don't know how. Please do not advise to "just Google it".)
Bet you thought you were only one? Or are/were you Bodine? :ymhug:

Name: Dream Boys
Location; Boys Town Soi 1
Size: Large
Interior appearance; "Tired" but a recent renovation added a steeply
stacked upper tier of seats on one side. However,
the "stairway" to these seats is only about 12" wide
and there is no handrail. Also, there is not enough
room to walk in front of the small tables. Guest must
step over other visitors legs to exit or enter.
Fortunately the bar only made this change to one side.
Lighting: Good
Seating; Firm--bench type
Music: Loud
Number of dancers: 20 plus
Age of dancers: 18-25
Appearance of dancers: No lady boys
Costume: White cotton briefs
Animation; Fair
Toilet: Poor to fair
Show: Only on special occasions---but I was told that the
renovation mentioned above was in preparatin of
possible future shows.
Staff: Good---sometimes borders on pushy

Name: 777 or Lucky 7
Location: Boys Town Soi 1
Size; Large
Interior appearance: Tired
LIghting: Good
Seating: Spacious
Music; Loud
Number of dancers: 18-25
Age of dancers: 18 up
Appearance of dancers: A few lady-boys and 1-2 heavy boys
Costume: White briefs and street shoes
Animation: Minimal
Toilet: Borderline---water? on floor
Show None
Staff: Responsive waiters but pushy mamasan

Name: Gacua
Location: Boys town Soi 1
Size: Large
Interior appearance: Good but tired
Lighting: Tends to be dark
Seating: Bench type, firm, fairly spacious
Music: Loud
Number of dancers: 20 plus
Age of dancers: 20 plus
Appearance of dancers: fair to good--very few thin--a few husky
Costume: White cotton briefs
Animation: Fair
Toilet: Usually not good
Show: Occasional I did not review
Staff: Only approached by waiter and he was
responsive

Name: Gentlemen's Club
Location: Boys town Soi 1
Size; Single bay
Interior appearance; Very neat & clean--nicely decorated
Lighting: Good
Seating: Upholstered couches and bar stools
Music: Good
Number of dancers: 18
Age of dancers: 18-24
Appearance of dancers: Thin and youthful--a few ladyboys
Costume: White cotton briefs while dancing---loose
brief boxers when not dancing
Animation: Very good
toilet: Excellent--one of Pattaya's cleanest
Show: None
Staff: Friendly but can be pushy

Name: Funny Boys
Location: Boys town Soi 3
Size: Large
Interior appearance: Excellent
Lighting: Very good
Seating: Very comfortable--plush upholstery-
Spacious
Music: Good, not too loud
Number of dancers: 15-20
Age of dancers; 20-30
Appearance of dancers; Overall good--range from thin & petite to
husky
costume: white briefs
Animation: Fair to good
Toilet: Excellent
Show: None
Staff: Very pleasant--responsive not pushy
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Bodine
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