Last time in September on a Sunday I went down to Jomtien beach just past the police box,anyway being the pisshead i am i had been on the piss all day and anyway needed to go to have a leak.I spot what looks like a dunny,anyway theres a girl with a desk sittting in the entry to the dunny,she looks up at me like i have to tell her why i came in,gawking at me eye to eye,so i tell her im here to take a piss,she says yes 10baht please,i was shocked ,i said to her,your having me on arnt ya,i only want to drain my main vein not buy the whole dunny building.She then starts saying i cant go in ,and yes yes MR 10 baht,10 baht,you go in ok.
I tell her,you want me to flop my old fella out here ,she starts looking confused and im thinking of doing it and i start getting a stork in my daks.
She looks down from her seated desk at my daks and notices my tent pole stork.She sees it and licks her lips.I only have a 1000 b note and she tells ok you go in ,leo leo leo she shouts out in Thai.I tell her ,"dont f......n call me a lion you bitch. Anyway i finished draining my main vein and i walk out and a man is there with her ,"i tell him all i wanted to do was take a piss but not for 10 baht.He starts giving me change for my 1000 b but its all coins,i tell him no f.....n shrapnel ,i want notes . These kinds of things really get me spewing when you have to pay to take a piss,next time im gonna use a tree.

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