OK I will start mine off with an shorter version.
Sent B in Big C and said we need a lot of 30x40 plastic bags for the bar. He emerges after 40 minutes with two small rolls. Driving to the beach I see a Tesco Lotus Express store. I pull off and said I need a lot of bags 30 x 40. He comes out...mei me. We drive away. I mutter, I can't believe they did not have plastic garbage bags, to which he replies, No had green, only black. :dontknow:

Tell us your great Thai stories and I will try and remember some more.