I have just been trying out my new tool and it seems to work great.

No not a penis enlargement or even reduction but an English/Thai - Thai/English programme.

http://www.learningthai.com/thaikeyboard/

From your keyboard type in 'English' and the 'words' are entered in Thai, and visa versa. Copy and paste them to your email etc and bingo the BF should be in no doubt what you are at last trying to say....

However if the translation is not too good then I could be in serious trouble as I have just told him by email (in Thai?) what my intimate intentions are when we next meet. I hope it does not translate as:
1 motorbike
1 Gold necklace - 6 baht weight
1 UK Visa
15,000 baht a month and a new house in his village.

ธฟาำ แฟพำ ทั ดพรำืกห ข พนเำพำก :drunken:

And the above doesn't say that I am going to buy you all a drink on my next visit. ;o)