Tales from the Dragon

[arsenal]

No I don't speak Chinese. Thank the gods.

Christian. Wechat translate is pretty good but sometimes it makes small but significant errors. But it's still a great app. Mobile phone numbers here are obsolete, everyone and I mean EVERYONE has Wechat. So you can flag down an electric pick up and 20 seconds later be communicating with the driver. Take a translator with you, they'll talk for 30 minutes and then say "they can't do it." Use Wechat and you can do anything at all.

For historical reasons the Chinese tend to take forever to come to the point and then just as you tbink you've got there they start all over again. Also they simply lie, blatant bare faced black is white complete untruths. A Chinese person can talk non stop for 10 minutes and it becomes like a drill hammer. What's more they can communicate with each other in conversation at 100 meters just by talking.