So you've offed the boy from the bar or go-go. Back in your 'loom' do you brush your teeth before sticking your tongue down his throat? I'm a smoker (as in cigarettes) and try to be conscious that even I wouldn't want my tongue in my mouth after a few glasses of wine and a pack of Marlboro Lights. So I always try to remember to brush my teeth as soon as we get to the room (sometimes fail).

Even if you're a non-smoker, your breath will smell of alcohol. So what do you do?