I have not been to Wild West Boys for over two years. Two years ago, I was there and a boys who is absolutely not my type kept pestering me for drink and off, that really put me off for one year. And after I overcame that shock, there was always lack of boys or show going on when I wanted to go. But now, midnight, show is over and there are about 10 boys on stage, among them Pat from yesterday.
So I enter and order orange juice (220 Baht). There are 10 boys, 8 in trousers and 2 in underwear. But the first thing I notice is music is too loud.
тАЬCan you lower the music?тАЭ
тАЬWhat?тАЭ
тАЬCan you lower the music?тАЭ (speaking slowlier and louder than before)
тАЬI donтАЩt understand.тАЭ
тАЬThe music is too loud!тАЭ (Now shouting word for word at the waiter, pointing at my ears).
тАЬOk.тАЭ
Nothing happens, so when my drink arrives I have to raise the issue again. To my surprise, the DJ turns down the music and it stays at an acceptable level for half an hour, until the show starts at 00:30. (I had cases where they reduced the music level on my request, and then turned it up again minutes later.)
Pat, the boy I chatted with yesterday, does not pay any attention to me. This is strange, outside he was chatty and then we chatted on Line as well, but now nothing. His body shape is not so much to my taste. And there is another boy who has a great physique and keeps smiling at me, so I ponder offing him.
But what worries me is that 8 out of 10 boys are in street trousers. I donтАЩt pay gogo bar prices to watch boys in street trousers (well I do very rarely but I donтАЩt approve of this system).
тАЬWhy are the boys in trousers?тАЭ
(blank stare from waiter)
тАЬI like to see underwear.тАЭ
(the waiter breaks out in laughter): тАЬSorry, I speak English little bit.тАЭ
тАЭр╕Чр╕│р╣Др╕бр╕Бр╕▓ р╕Зр╣Ар╕Бр╕З р╕Ьр╕бр╕Кр╕нр╕Ър╕Бр╕▓ р╕Зр╣Ар╕Бр╕Зр╣Гр╕ЩтАЬ (Why are the boys in trousers? I like underwear.)
The waiter shouts something to the boys and two open their belts and zippers and pull down their trousers to their knees, and they put them up again. This way, we wonтАЩt get anywhere. Wild West Boys will go to the bottom of my list for another two years. But apart from loud music and boys in underwear, I have to say that waiters and boys were friendly and not pushy. There were times where I was the only customer surrounded by 3 boys/waiters.
тАЬHow much is off fee?тАЭ
тАЬWhat?тАЭ
тАЬIf I want to take a boy, how much?тАЭ
тАЬ400 for bar тАУ and 2000 for boy.тАЭ
тАЬ2000? Are you sure?тАЭ
тАЬYes, 2000 for boy.тАЭ
(I put on my тАЬdonтАЩt try to bullshit meтАЭ face and voice.)
тАЬListen, I have been coming to Pattaya for 4 years, and I always paid 1000 for short time.тАЭ
(He discusses something in Thai with another member of staff. I cannot understand because music is too loud.)
тАЬFor short time 1000.тАЭ
тАЬAnd for long time?тАЭ
тАЬ2000тАЭ
(I will let this pass as an apology.)
The cute boy keeps making eye contact and smiling, whereas Pat continues to ignore me. I sit through the show (00:30 to 01:30), during which the music level is too loud, and other customers smoke. I have to get out soon! I cover my ears with my hands and a waiter brings tissue to put into my ears. Finally, the cute boys comes over to say hello. I touch his arm: warm and dry skin. I off the cute boy, with some assistance from staff (it sometimes helps if someone asks me if I want boy).
Change comes with three 10 Baht coins stuck into the holder, I leave one of them for tip and reject further demands for tips.
We leave, I have a snack at Beach road, the boy (Kit from Cambodia) is not hungry. We go back to Sunee via Walking Street. A smile here and a touch there, it starts very promising. The other boy Pat from Wild West Boys writes on Line that he is sad I didnтАЩt take him. (But no drama or bitching, so he stays on my list.) I managed for four years to avoid such a situation. I will take or tip him another time. Nearing Sunee, I wonder which way to take. I donтАЩt want to walk into boy A at B or into boy C at D and have to stop for a chat.
Back in my room, shower and go to bed. Kit is amazing in bed, one of the best offs I ever had. We donтАЩt have to discuss long time, he just stays overnight.
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