O'Yes! Memories of a past active gay scene in Chiang Mai, wild and crazy Pukett, lost for two weeks in Pattaya, and never leaving BKK!
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You are abolutely right Nirish guy! It was indeed Inigma. Every go-go bar seemed to be hooked on that melody while the lads within poured hot wax over each other, swaying back and forth in slow motion. Officium, as Fountainhall states, was used in a variety of other shows in Patts.
Colmx: My God, Fanta up the arse and coke out? Has it been patented? I have never seen this trick. A human vending machine? I have to confess that it took me some time to work out that those pulling miles of coloured tape out of their glory holes were in fact pulling the tape from an egg-shaped receptacle (full of miles of the stuff) lodged within their rectums.
Oliver: Incredible: I never saw that and regret it. It must have been marvellous. Was the trumpet 'volutary'?
In one of my previous posts I mentioned my unease at finding myself in the Cattery looking for my boyfriend, Art, who had assumed the post of manager in the Kitten Club (something I will never get over). I was terrified that the girls might start firing darts in my direction, having first immersed them deep within their psyches!!!
Everything is so bloody tame now. I am not a fan of the shows on the circuit currently. I cannot abide ladyboys lip-synching. The boys, wearing straw boaters, morning coats and canes(sounds like Harrow and Eton at morning registration), move hypnotically around the stage before parting in the middle, arms sweeping to the left to welcome, from the wings, yes, you've guessed it...... another bloody ladyboy, and my heart sinks.
Throb, circa 2000 Boys - not katoeys!
Most sensible.
My BF (now been together 14 years.. yikes!) was working in Throb back then... I remember taking a fancy to him and being warned off him by one of my regulars at the time...
I often wonder what might have happened if we had hooked up 2 years earlier... back then he was still straight/curious and spoke hardly any English... so to be honest I think the 2 additional years he worked in the bar did our relationship no harm... I'm just glad he never got involved in the trumpet/dart/fart shows!!
Yes, at the time we got together I was 27 and he was 18... and we are still going strong (thanks!)
As for the Fanta to coke transformation... My magician spies tell me that the magic trick is:
-Orange Fanta is poured into condom full of "black powder"
-Same black powder changes the orange Fanta to black via some handstands
-Original condom funnels the newly coloured "coke" onto the coke bottle
-Coca Cola have nothing to do with the show and have paid no sponsorship!
BTW has anyone noticed that Coca Cola is being slowly but surely replaced by EST (Thai cola brand)... Apparently it costs only 2B less than coke... so the bars that use it must be REALLY short on cash!
I hadn't thought about 'these years' for sometime now Colmx, but can't help but reply to this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by colmx
Yes, at the time we got together I was 27 and he was 18... and we are still going strong (thanks!)
Lots of Sawatdee-ers here who have been posting 5, 8, 10 years or so, but Colmx is a true long-termer both in his love-life and his postings.
He doesn't over-post nowadays but he was wonderfully prolific back in the very early 2000's on PattayaGay and the original Sawatdee Forum. We watched his machinations on attempting to get his old man (I use that term hardly literally) his first Irish visa.
He, his boyfriend, me, my boyfriend got together once ~ the only time ~ on a drunken night at an outdoor Morlum concert in Pattaya (think crushing crowds and dusty venue) after which I endured, for 24 hours, the worst hangover ever. Although I was not a gogo/host bar scrounger, he and his, now Old Man, loved the stroll ... and gave it up in many a post regarding his boyfriend's 3-way experiments. (Alas, on hearing, my Old Man wanted precisely nothing to do with that, and I let it go. :cool:
But I beat him on one specific ~ is if it were a contest! ~ i.e. Suphot and I have shared this happy life here in Hua Hin (and Surin) with each other for 17 years now. And yes, we are still going strong.
On meeting, he was 31 and I was 52 ... bit of difference there. And now? Who cares.
If interested, here is difference between a Thai man who was 31 and now 48. (The first pic is a tad smudged. It's been in my wallet for 17 years! Taken at Wat Arun in Bangkok. In the bottom photo he's the guy with his hand on high. Taken in Surin last month.)
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Why be such a cunt Frequent - you know exactly what Colmx means as being "with" someone doesn't just mean in the literal or physical sense but also the emotional and practical sense too - both of which Colmx is too.
Plus as he travels and spends more time in Thailand than probably any other farang visiting his bf and his bf has been to Ireland now several times and they no doubt talk to each other on an almost daily basis I'm sure then yes of COURSE they're together - probably more so even than some people who live in Pattaya but only choose to see their "bf" once a week or less even .........so, why try to split hairs and question otherwise....jealous that both of them have actually managed to find someone and stay together for that long maybe perhaps ??
Thanks Smiles and NIrish for your posts.
And to answer Frequent BF and I usually spend 14 weeks per year together (9 in SE Asia, 5 in Dublin) per annum and during that time we are pretty much 24/7 together. We are also in contact 3-4 times a day by FB video chat
Some of my work colleagues sees their GF/BFs once a week... so we doing better than them a least.
The first (only) time I met smiles was at a board gathering in Memories/Sunee. Can't remember the specifics but I think that the organizer of the drinks actually never turned up. I don remember GayButton being at the next table and an ex forum regular (TopJohn) was also at out table.
coincidentally the first and only time I met NIrishGuy we also met at a Morlam! We ended up in NAB that night,
Even more of a coincidence is that Nirish ended up taking a boy home.... who used to do the aforementioned "coloured string out of his ass" show in Tangmo, Phuket. Last I saw him he was one of the dancers in TingTong red show
A Throb memory for PoshGlasgow
(Found at: http://thairainbowarchive.anu.edu.au...s/contents.htm )
And yet still the same question remains - why the need to try to pick holes in someone else's life / generally be a bit of a cunt to others for no apparent or obvious reason ? I just wondered what would make you think to be like that to others that's all - do feel free to enlighten us if you so wish as I'm sure we'd all love to know ?
PS calling someone out on being a bit of cunt isn't having a rant......it's just calling someone out on them being a bit of a cunt to others.
As I've often said before, if you want people to understand what you're saying (as opposed to guess what you mean) you need to take care in how you express yourself. Otherwise you're just showing your contempt for your audience (or revealing your own struggle with the English language).
Coming from the source that doesn't surprise me, however I would give you benefit of the doubt in that it's just you wondering "are they living together now" ( which Colmx never suggested and has posted MORE than enough info on that over the years for all of us to establish that from) Frequent was on the other hand ( imho) just being a bitter bitchy cunt and trying to split hairs and nothing he will say to deny that changes that ( imho). There's the difference perhaps.
REALLY ? lol. Unfortunately with my lousy memory and perhaps more to be honest the sheer number of guys I'm been to Morlams with over the years ( he says subtly rather than putting it any other way :-) I'm now wrecking my brains to think just who that might have been now !? Unfortunately if was who i think they are sadly no longer with us, Damn, so there I missed the opportunity of a private show perhaps eh as I'm sure the same guy would happily showed off yet another one of his amazing talents for my in private and us laugh together at that as he did :-)
Well that's good to hear at least (about the alive part) and as for not taking him home etc......well, I wouldn't necessarily be to sure about that as there's not much shocks or turns me, indeed I may just have added to his list with a few extra duties just for entertainments sake perhaps :-)
Do feel free to send me a PM with his name ( not that I'll remember him anyway I'm guessing as I'm a shockingly bad memory - I was going to say was that SENG then by any chance but have realised if not this conversation could go on a while lol) oh and also a quick resume of his "skills" so I can either decide NEVER to see him again ( doubtful) or be sure to book him for long LONG time next time, then take him as my BF and marry him forever after opening a circus in Pattaya with him as the main act ! lol
I like the idea of NIrish opening a circus in Pattaya and wonder if, alongside the delights of various objects being inserted and pulled out of various rectums, there will there be pony riding too?
If so, there's an obvious candidate to join the NIrish troupe!
:p
Who needs a circus? Just sit in one of the Boyztown beer bars and enjoy the frigging freak show that walks past.
He he we're getting quite a show together already it seems !
So, we've got a boystown nightly freak show and a special ride em like a pony act plus I'll volunteeer to put on my performance of my usual Thailand multi gay app / multi boy / multi bar daily juggling acts that I am
required to undertake at great risk to my own life many times each evening during a trip. We'll maybe then find a few big hairy bears from Grindr along with a some special nightly trick performances from my as yet unrembered special multi talented friend oh and the obligatory candle hot wax acts ( music to be supplied by Colmx there of course) and all of this to be held once we go back to Grindr to find a big top that's also versatile and open to perform several times a night !
This is shaping up to be a great show, so, anyone else want to volunteer any acts to go on this amazing travelling roadshow circus perhaps ? I mean hell the Ladyboys of Bangkok show has been making a fortune touring The UK for years now, maybe it's about time the world had a " The seven wonders of Pattaya show" brought live to them - man I can almost hear P T Barnam kicking himself that HE didn't think of it first ! :-)
I'll ride my motorbike as according to some members it's the most dangerous thing known to man. Just call me Daredevil Arsenal.
I heard an amusing, albeit distinctly distasteful, story last year from an ex-pat friend of mine living in Pattaya, so in an effort to lower the tone I thought I’d share it with you. It is a true story.
He informed me that he and a hirsute friend made a visit in the early nineties to a notorious go-go bar in Naklua (now defunct). This hairy chap was in the habit of twirling his moustache, rolling the fine hairs at the ends of it between his index fingers and thumbs, like a satisfied Spitfire pilot regaling others in the mess of his successful sortie. It was incessant: it went on from morning to night, twirl, twirl, twirl. He offered one of the lads on stage a drink by giving him the nod and soon they were sitting together. Before long, the hairy one’s fingers embarked on a spot of pot-holing, the recipient of his attention raising himself off the seat a little to accommodate the mining. The exercise over the lad was dispatched back to the stage and the twirling recommenced.
“I think we should go,” whispered the hirsute one.
“Why?”
“There’s a very odd smell in the bar.”
“I can’t smell it. What kind of smell?”
“The bar smells like shit. There must be a problem with the plumbing. The toilet’s probably out of order.”
“Are you kidding me? I can’t smell a thing.”
“Terrible. Dreadful smell of shit. Come on let’s get out of here.”
It was then my informant turned and looked directly at his friend and noticed that he was sporting a noticeable globule of shit attached to the side of his moustache!!
“Nurse, fetch the wire brush and Dettol!”
"Be not deceived, for as ye sow, so shall ye reap.". (Ecclesiastes)
"....And you've got a helluva lot of reaping to do!" (Hylda Baker, as Nellie Pledge)
And lo a star appeared in the sky and three wise disciples appeared riding on an ass saying fear not as those who reap shall inherit the earth but will never be able thread a needle while riding on a camel but definitely might (or maybe it definitely wouldn't ?) inherit the kingdom of God. - oh and we'll all going to hell, except of of us who aren't, but I can't quite recall who they might be so all just assume you all are just to cover yourselves.
N.Irish Guy - whilst not listening as usual during RE classes (circa 1982.)
I know a guy who has a Thai bf for many years but the bf is straight/bi and married to a Thai woman . Is this happening a lot ?
Remember the scene outside Krazy Dragon? The wives, some of them cradling babies, would be waiting for their husbands who were busy shoving their cocks in the punters' faces, looking for an off.
As I go for straight guys, I'm aware that many (most) have girlfriends /wives but if it doesn't bother them, then it doesn't bother me. I'm after sex, not a relationship.
Growing up, I was constantly touched up on the trains in Tokyo, but I'm sure many of the guys were not gay, just curious. I mean, how many gay guys could there be in Tokyo? And did they all just happen to catch the trains I was on? No, the older ones were probably married. And their behaviour was not out in the open - at rush hour the trains are so packed you can't see what's going on.
But in Thailand it is out in the open because the way straight guys and their partners see gay sex is so different. It's a job. That's it. Get over it. That seems to be their attitude.
Those wives sitting outside Krazy Dragon would rather their husbands go off to a hotel and fuck a farang than to go home with them.
Your average straight Thai go go boy can make you feel like you're the most beautiful person he's ever had sex with while telling you about his wife/girlfriend and kid(s). How fantastic is that. Out of 10 I'm giving it 11.
A number of years ago I posted about a Scandinavian girl I met outside X-boys in Pattaya. Her Thai boyfriend was the top in the fucking show. My God, he was hung like a donkey. Just fucking huge! You can guess where he came from.
Talking to her, I asked her how she felt about her bf taking part in gay sex. Her reply was that she didn't mind, as long as nobody fucked him. Maybe that's how the wives think.
I asked her what she liked about him and her instant reply was: "Have you seen his cock?". Lol
A female sex tourist in Pattaya. I knew they would exist.
American pedophile young women. But strange that they were so open to you about their pedophilia. Most keep it a secret. I hope they are in a Thai jail now.
And you know what: you (a male) can be searched when you return home from a country like Thailand, they can walk past customs because "women aren't sex tourists and certainly not pedophiles".
I wonder if women were searched as much as men, how great the number would be of women caught. I won't be surprised more women than men are pedophiles.
Do you think female sex tourists in Pattaya when they see a hot hetero Thai guy, pay them the same we do? Or they can have fun with the guys for free? I wonder what the short time rate is for female Farang. If it is way below what we pay this is a human rights violation, discrimination based on once sex. Males should be treated equally compared to females. If female short time prize is 500 baht than male short time prize should also be 500 baht.