GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DEAL
You pay housing, I clean or arrange someone to clean it(using your money);
You buy food, I cook or pick restaurants;
You decide what to do and where to go, I make sure you will be merry(I can also help you with making those decisions,too);
You give me a number, I help organize to spend them, and spend them well.
It is a tie so far. But I can do so much more than above, as followed:
I take off your shoes when you are home;
I massage;
I suck;
I admire you;
I feed you;
I tell jokes, both in English and Chinese;
I run your bath water;
I brush your hair comfortably;
I sing you songs;
I dance you dances;
I take off your cuff links before you ask;
I rub your feet;
I do your manicure;
I hold you in my arms;
I take your stress away by all ways;
I know what I am doing;
I assure you I am willing;
I tie your shoestrings before you are going to work;
I keep myself up when you come home late;
I keep your hair fixed, keep you the hottest outfits;
I give you my breath, my strength;
I fulfill each of your desire;
I take your wish as command;
I listen to every single word you say, even when you are casual or drunk;
I make sure you are more satisfied than myself ever could be;
I am proud of whatever you do;
I pour out a different love letter every day;
I aspire you more day after day;
I get your slippers before and after you take a bath;
I do anything for you, my man.
If you like what you just read, then we can try to work out how we can take doing the dishes and laundry.
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Originally Posted by 555
