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    Six Reasons to Have Sex Every Week...

    Newsweek has published an article:

    "Six Reasons to Have Sex Every Week"

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/74575 .

    Sex is good for adults. Indulging on a regular basisтАФat least once a weekтАФis even better.
    Research links sex (with all safer-sex precautions taken) to an astonishing array of physiological benefits,
    from longevity to pain relief. Many studies don't address whether the health bonus comes from the act itself
    or from the corresponding emotional intimacy, but the bottom line is that getting physical has some great
    side effectsтАФespecially for women. Here are six ways that sex boosts your health:

    1. It Fights Colds and Flu.
    2. It's a Beauty Treatment.
    3. It Burns Calories.
    read more at:

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/74575

    I say...When in Thailand...

    If it is that good for our health...
    I think having sex six days a week...
    and a day for rest on the beaches must be better :-)

    TravelerJim

    Tj

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    [b]How many calories do we burn during sex[/b]

    3. It Burns Calories.

    1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off:
    1 slice (large) chocolate cake.

    25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off:
    2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms.

    53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off:
    1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries.

    53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings.

    PREPARING THE BEDROOM

    Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned)

    ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS
    Hiding the sex manual: 3

    Decanting the wine: 4

    Without a corkscrew: 268

    MAKING THE FIRST MOVE

    If you are shy: 15

    If you are anxious: 43

    If you beg: 100

    SEDUCING THE PARTNER

    If you are rich (cash): 5

    If you are rich (credit card): 15

    If you are poor: 200

    INITIAL BODY CONTACT

    Fumbling: 4

    Casually rummaging around: 7

    Seriously rummaging around: 42

    REMOVING CLOTHES

    With partner's consent: 12

    Without partner's consent: 187

    Removing socks by violently shaking feet: 418

    AROUSAL AND STIMULATION

    Blowing in partner's ear: 15

    Blowing in your own ear: 2,512

    DISAPPOINTMENT (after seeing partner undressed

    Partner looks better with clothes on: 10

    Partner wears corrective underwear: 15

    Partner turns out to be of wrong sex: 100

    You don't mind: 0.25

    Partner wearing elevated socks: 50

    DOING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME

    Fumbling around: 4

    Desperately trying to put something somewhere: 18

    Completely missing: 126

    POSITIONS

    Italian (man on top; woman on bottom): 26

    German (facing each other, but in different beds): 48

    English (woman on top; man hiding): 15

    American (both on top): 1,243

    AFFLICTIONS

    Leg cramp: 36

    Making believe you don't have a leg cramp: 612

    Sneezing (during intercourse): 7

    Sneezing (during orgasm): 588

    ASSORTED ACCIDENTS

    Toupee slips off (if your partner knew you wore one): 5

    Toupee slips off (if partner didn't know): 72

    Extinguishing cigarette (in ashtray): 1

    Extinguishing cigarette (in mattress): 17

    Extinguishing cigarette (in partner's leg): 133

    Calling your partner the wrong name: 50

    ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE

    Shoes flew off: 15

    Expression didn't change: 0.5

    Room turned purple: 4

    Face turned purple: 78

    Earth moved: 30

    If Earth actually moved: 1,234,588

    Moaning in Turkish: 506

    THINGS OFTEN SAID AFTER SEX

    "I am so grateful": 15

    "It must have been something we ate": 15

    "Was it good for you?": 15

    "Are you finished?": 15

    TRYING AGAIN

    If woman is ready: 5

    If man is not: 563

    ROLLING OVER AND GOING TO SLEEP

    After sex: 18

    During sex: 546

    While parking car: 212

    SLEEP

    Real: 5

    Faked (a good way to avoid sex-craved partner): 74

    TAKING A BATH TOGETHER

    In a bath: 5

    In a sink: 150

    In a jacuzzi: 15,269

    MAKING THE BED

    With partner still in it: 44 (indicates either a neatness obsession, a severe optic disorder, or a partner who is very tired).

    With you still in it: 97 (suggests extreme withdrawal and profound dissatisfaction)

    KEEPING A JOURNAL

    Maintaining your own record of sexual activity will be helpful for keeping track of weight loss. You needn't go into detail, just list the activity and the number of calories burned.

    A typical entry in a woman's journal (for example) for a pleasant low-key sexual experience might read as follows:

    December 1st: Sex with Harold

    Explaining how: 12

    Suggesting something different: 3

    Calming terrified Harold: 40

    Encouraging him to at least take off his socks: 8

    Foreplay (a little of this; a little of that): 56

    Intercourse (standing position): 22

    Intercourse (holding Harold up): 10

    Intercourse (urging him on): 5

    Orgasm: not sure

    Thanking Harold: 3

    Waving bye-bye: 1

    Total time: six minutes (taxi waiting)

    Total calories burned: 160

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    You have forgotten calories burned rimming. = 50
    Unless your partner is unwilling then its 500 calories (in the battle to get the bulls-eye)
    Don't try to hold in farts - they travel up your spine and into your brain and that is where shitty ideas come from.

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    Baziel

    Well yes, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye :blackeye:

    Cheers
    Krobbie

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