Man who had sex with bike in court

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

Man who had sex with bike in court
Source: Telegraph

A man has been placed on the sex offendersтАЩ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... /news/20...
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was the bike a consenting adult or do we have a 'pedo'..knocking off a young boy's bike ??

further proof that we will all end up on a list somewhere-perhaps wearing the appropriate star.

was the bike a consenting adult or do we have a 'pedo'..knocking off a young boy's bike ??

Could it have something to do with pedo-meter on the bike?

Sounds like discrimination toward BIKESEXUALS, if you ask me--But no one did, so never mind.

By the way; I tried getting it on with a velocipede once--But I wasn't fast enough.
A pogo stick can be a fun and exciting dildo--if you can keep your balance at the ... crucial ... moment!

[Marsilius]

It was the poet Sir John Betjeman who memorably wrote:

I sometimes think that I should like
To be the saddle of a bike.

It was the poet Sir John Betjeman who memorably wrote:

I sometimes think that I should like
To be the saddle of a bike.

And Sister George in the film of the same name who replied (when asked why she looked so happy riding around on her moped) "Wouldn't you, with 50cc. throbbing between your legs?"