How have you all been!? I feel like a neglectful mother who went out, on a Friday night, for an evening out on the town..... leaving her kids at home alone..... Then she had so much fun that she never went home again at all.... completely forgetting she even had any kids.... until the following Thursday.
So, I'm sorry I haven't even had time to read the forum at all since I arrived here in Pattaya on Friday the 17th.
Of course, I've been whoring around town like a trollop 24 hours a day..... so I've been quite busy.
If my estimates are correct... I took the number of boys in Pattaya, divided by the number of days I will be here... and I need to keep my quota up.... of 28.8 boys per day... to do them all, in time, while I'm here.
Well, I can tell you that in these past 6 days, I've learned so very much about the gay Pattaya, and gay Thailand, scene that I never knew. Most of it being things that either: are never going to be discussed openly in a public online forum --- instead, they are sort of whispered over coffee with someone you know and trust.... Or, are things that are very very hard to put into words --- things you just have to see and experience and live through.... to understand.
I can also more clearly see why there are such differing descriptions of "the way things work here", from so many different people.... whose descriptions all seem to be diametrically opposed.... as if 12 witnesses saw the same accident, and every one of the 12 saw a completely different set of events.
Anyway, even now, I am very short on time. I only have about 2 hours of time alone, from now till 6pm, to get some work done online... before my next appointment and my evening plans begin... ( and in that 2 hours I also need to shower and change ).... so I'll write fast. I'll also probably have to write more in dribs and drabs as little windows of opportunity for "online time" occur.
I normally live an extremely busy life in New York City. I work pretty much 7 days a week, long hours.... but I can tell you that my social calendar here has been many times more packed than back at home. And I am commensurably exhausted as a result. I've been getting very little sleep.... But don't feel sorry for me. It's all been by choice, and because of too much pleasure.
Enough of that blah blah blah. In a nutshell, here's what has happened so far.... with more detail to be filled in later. Forgive me that all the days are blending into one long day, so I might have many things out of chronological order.
I arrived. Nicky gave me a fine tour of Sunee Plaza. I met the very nice American co-owner of Yaya's. ( Can I say his name here? ) Went to Murphy's something-or-other, a go go bar in Sunee. Next day I went to Happy Place in Boyztown, and offed a brand new guy, who had only worked there one week, named (I'll call him J). ( yes, yes, I know, they all say that, but J had only met DaBoss for the first time that day, and DB also has said that that is true ). J is a very nice gay guy, 34, pretty muscular physique, and was great in bed ( experience has value! ).
Had that amazing dinner with DaBoss and GayButton at Cafe des Ami. Cafe des Ami can be summed up in two words: "world class". It's as good or better than almost any restaurant in Manhattan. ALL are over the top: food, presentation, service, intimate atmosphere.... The only thing that wasn't quite up to par, in fact, was something that the restaurant has no control over anyway... and thus it was not their fault..... the company. ( Remember, I went with DaBoss and GayButton. ) But if you do choose to go there for dinner, you can go with anyone you want to... you don't have to go with those two clowns. ( for those literal readers out there, I'm just kidding.... that was a joke ).
In all seriousness, I feel very honored that DB wanted to share one of his most favorite experiences / places with me, Cafe des Ami, as soon as I arrived. The fact that he picked up the bill just shows the type of guy he is. But to me, it meant far more that he wanted to spend some time with me and share one of his very favorite joys of living here... in my company.
For those who have not yet met DaBoss / Neal ( or "pom pom pooey" as he is known by everyone here ), I want to say that he is one of the most charming, kind, generous, sweetest, intelligent, people you'll ever meet. As one of my new Thai boys, whom I'll tell you about in a bit, described him.... "He is big heart. Good man."
After dinner with Neal and GB, I decided to try Funny Boys. I met a 23-year-old there. His name is ( on second thought, maybe to be discreet, I shouldn't use his name here... I'll call him A ). He's been with me pretty much 24/7 for 5 days now... so that should tell you something about him. It was his 2nd day on the job. Even till now, I am his very first and only customer. ( i know, i know, "they all lie". but again, this has been verified several ways... not that I really care at all ). Besides being a young cutie with a great body, his English is crazy good. He knows large words that I am continuously shocked that he knows. And... He's extremely intelligent --- I mean shockingly so --- which I also love.
To give you an example.... I was telling a new falong friend about him.... and some of his background stories, experiences, and things he has told me.... and I get the typical, "Yeah yeah... but they all lie", etc., etc. Then later, the next day... That same falong actually meets A, and we all have time to sit and socialize. Then later, the next day, that same falang tells me out of the blue, "You were right about A. He is exceptional..., and I'm very much inclined to believe him." It was as if he was saying, "Forget everything I said before. This one is the exception."
Ok... The second day ( or was it the third? ), I made it to Monty's. It was so simple to find I couldn't believe it. I just called him on the phone to let him know I was coming ( just in case, to make sure ), then I went to where I was told to go. I stood in the middle of the little street between Center Condo ( a huge landmark condo building which every motorbike taxi knows; although I just walked the 5 minute walk from boyztown ), and Cucumber Restaurant (another obvious landmark you can't miss). I stood in the middle of that street, just where the arriving cars would enter the entrance if going to Center Condo, and called Monty's telephone number ( which he has posted, 0852792230 ). He instantly stepped out into the street, and I could see him in the distance on his phone. Using this method, it was crazy easy to find. Monty was most grateful for the cheesecake and the visit, and A and I had a great breakfast and chat there. He offered a Thai breakfast (from next door) for A, and a huge falong breakfast for me, with a couple of excellent cappuccinos too.
Monday was a beach day. A and I went with DaBoss and we met TOQ who was already there when we arrived. Great fun just yacking about everything and nothing. What a pleasure to sit under the umbrellas, with the sea breeze, and I had a manicure, pedicure, an excellent 4-handed massage, snacks and drinks in between... I even bought out half of the inventory of the deaf mute guy who sells handmade paper-cut pop-up greeting cards. It was a very fun and relaxing day. Also met some of the hotties who flock around DaBoss constantly.... His normal entourage expands when he goes to the beach, of course.
Upcoming chapters I will still have to tell you about, as soon as I get time, include:
- Having one boy (A) pick the other... Going to almost every go go club in town (both areas) to do it.... The result: The hottest boy in Pattaya: Meeting O at A Bomb.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Walking around with these two, and everyone staring.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- The Show at the Copa
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Three days with O now. Five days with A. They really really like each other, and enjoy spending time with each other very much, too. We are like the 3 Musketeers now.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Second Beach Day. Beach boys still are there, and hotter than ever. Seeing M again, and meeting his friends he brought with him, L and B.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Police and helmets. M in bed.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Not seeing O for a day and a half, and what happened as a result.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Last night: Boy Bingo, then late night at Happy Place with O & A (where a VIP customer made a small mistake),
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- The Walking Street, Lucifer, and Mix, and going to sleep at 5:30am.
[/*:m:2o88rx1w]- Bowling tonight.[/*:m:2o88rx1w]
I'll fill in the above stories later when and as I have time...
This has all happened so fast..... It's like The Twilight Zone. SO MUCH happens in one day, that it's hard to believe how time flies.
By the way, for the so-called "rainy season"... I'm pretty sure it has not rained one single time since I've been here. If it has, I didn't notice. The weather has been a balmy tropical weather, not much different than Key West. I have absolutely no complaints about the weather. And the ratio of ( far far less ) falong, to ( more than plenty ) boys..... is wonderful. Really wonderful. I mean, a thousand boys.....? How many can you really do at once anyway.....!? This might very well be my new favorite time of year to come to Thailand.... ( Although I am already booking my next two trips here... One for January, and one for later next spring/summer... only because I can't wait a whole year to come back. On my next three trips, I'll be bringing 3 different friends of mine who are dying to come with me... after hearing me talk about it so much. )
I can tell you... I have so many new --- updated in my mind --- perspectives on sex, love, money, relationships, falong tourists, falong expats, and thai boys.... now... I could fill a book. I'll expound on some of my views on it all later, when and as I have time.
Gotta run now to shower and get ready for taking O and A bowling this evening.... and who knows where the evening will take us... :ink: ( yes, DB, looks like we'll be doing bowling more than one or two evenings... the boys are crazy about bowling... and I really love making them happy )
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