Lost in Translation - Funnies!

How about the seafood restaurant I patronised in Phuket, which had a dish featuring "Crap Meat" on the menu.

I have a photo of the menu somewhere.

Any others?

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Brithai you need to be more flexible - if you had posted something something like this, it would have had relevence:

...Last week in Sunee Plaza I got chatting to a Dane - not a Great Dane, he was only 5' 6", he had only 2 legs, and couldn't lick his own balls - but he told me that in Denmark his friends have house parties where they all chew SPUNK.

Apparently it's a salt liquorice pastille.

I'm quite partial to a mouthful of spunk myself, and I'm not even Danish.

[cdnmatt]

Him: Come downstairs when you're a lady!
Me: What?!?! When I'm a lady?
Him: Yeah, when you're lady! (he means when I'm ready)

Him: I want to be a chet!
Me: What??? What's a chet?
Him: You know, a chet!
Me: Nope, no idea what you're talking about.
Him: YOU KNOW! When you goto a restaurant and order food, the person that makes you food!
Me: Ohhh, a chef!
Him: Yeah, a chet!

Me: Uhhh, two bottles of Leo
Her: Ok, two bottoms of Leo!

Her: Cute dog, what's his name?
Me: Boxer
Her: Hi Bawker!

Her: Have you got your dog a waxin?
Me: You want me to wax my dog???
Her: Yeah, waxin!
Me: Ohhh, you mean vaccine!

Him: Ohh, she got a wirat on her computer!
Me: What? A rat on her computer?
Him: No, wirat!
Me: Ohhh, you mean virus!

deleted DUE TO NOT BEING ABOUT THAILAND HAHA :hello2:

Brithai you need to be more flexible - if you had posted something something like this, it would have had relevence:

...Last week in Sunee Plaza I got chatting to a Dane - not a Great Dane, he was only 5' 6", he had only 2 legs, and couldn't lick his own balls - but he told me that in Denmark his friends have house parties where they all chew SPUNK.

Apparently it's a salt liquorice pastille.

I'm quite partial to a mouthful of spunk myself, and I'm not even Danish.

yes but then people would accuse me of being LMTU as its all lies ... im surprised you didnt leave the link in !!
http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/detr ... hcandy.htm
cdmatt i take it you got the me/him/her dictionary last christmas .. seems you can work out what he/she means pretty quickly ..
does he/she call you a klunt often ??

Couldn't find my "Crap Meat" menu pic - but here's some others (I don't claim I took these personally)

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[allieb]

This was taken in the toilets at the gay beach Jomtien But the Chinese one has to be my favourite

were there many of you in the queue :hah:

[Beachlover]

This one (not in Thailand) reminded me of Latintopxxx so I snapped a shot of it...

[anonone]

This was taken in the toilets at the gay beach Jomtien But the Chinese one has to be my favourite

I took a photo of the sign in the bathroom at Dongtan also. :sign5:

It was no longer there as of my last visit in December....wonder what happened to it.
Someone take it as a souvenir?