Hi guys.. I tried searching in the search bar above but couldn't find any relevant materials. Do any of you know where to buy s.toys in phuket?
Hi guys.. I tried searching in the search bar above but couldn't find any relevant materials. Do any of you know where to buy s.toys in phuket?
I doubt if you will find anywhere in Phuket or in Thailand selling sex toys. But if you have a specific need ask exactly what you want to buy.
Why cant you bring what you need with you.
Wombat : an Australian marsupial that eats,roots and leaves
Bangkok
Can find on Silom at night no problem!!!
I don't have any, and it is taboo to buy here in my country.
So what?Originally Posted by serpentil
I don't have any, and it is taboo to buy here in my country.
Anyway, is there any place to buy these in Pattaya? New, not used ...
Cunt Pride!
The fruit market does a nice line in cucumbers (р╣Бр╕Хр╕Зр╕Бр╕зр╕▓) which are very popular with the retired fixed-income Phuket queens.
If at the market they don't know what a cucumber is or say "No Have" you could ask for a zucchini (р╕Ър╕зр╕Ъ) instead.
Depending on the diameter of your sphincter you may wish to be more adventurous, in which case ask for a marrow (р╣Др╕Вр╕Бр╕гр╕░р╕Фр╕╠£Ñ€â••Ð‘)
Good Luck!
CUCUMBER
ZUCCINI
MARROW
Don't do that. You need a toy with a wide base. We're into safe sex here.
Cunt Pride!
Have you no imagination?
Glue or nail a potato (р╕бр╕▒р╕Щр╕Ðр╕гр╕▒р╣Р˜Ñ€â••Ð—) on to one end of the cucumber/zuccini, or marrow!
Oh, for the avoidance of doubt - use the "potato" end as the base, not as a french tickler dear
Glue vegetables? I don't think so.
Cunt Pride!
Nail it on then
Gawd, do I have to tell you everything?
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