The end of civilisation as we know it?

[scottish-guy]

Of course I wouldn't want to upset Arsenal - but just in case he's tempted to wave the butcher's apron in defence of Cream Teas he might consider that there is a thriving Independence movement in Cornwall who would not welcome it and might tell him where to shove his flagpole

[frequent]

I wouldn't want to upset Arsenal but in case he's tempted to wave the butcher's apron in defence of Cream Teas he might consider that there is a thriving Independence movement in Cornwall who would not welcome his flag waving and might tell him where to shove it.

I'm sure the Duchess of Cornwall might oblige there

[frequent]

The National Trust should probably be re-branded the National Distrust; it was only last year that our PM, (Mother) Theresa May criticised them for dropping the word Easter from the annual Easter Egg Hunt http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39487307

Makes one just want to wave one's Union Jack and sing Rule Britannia, doesn't it

Unfortunately the royal trend of marrying one's mistress continues unabated there - like father, like sons. The latest is even marrying an actress - hasn't he heard of Nell Gwyn?