It's very kind of you to offer, but I warn you I'll expect the full body servant experience - in the shower with me, washing all those hard to reach places, crouching down to wash my feet, drying me with a warm, fluffy towel and later helping me to dress in the full Grand Levee style as decreed (I understand) by Louis XIV's gay brother, the Duke of Orleans. Are you up to that?
Now you are just making things up, when teenager I was huge fan of Alexander Dumas,
there was no mention of Monsieur beng gay neither in "20 Years After", nor in "10 Years After" trilogy.
And you can forget all about my hot water machine, did I mention that? I hereby rescind my offer!