Here in Scotland we have very little memory of the 2012 World Cup - mainly since there wasn't one in 2012 - but then again we have little memory of any World Cup since 1998 frankly - so I hope Joe enjoys wearing his shirt with pride, whichever year it really is

Further, I hope his bra straps don't chafe excessively in the hot weather and I advise him to make sure the gusset of his panties is liberally dusted with talcum powder to avoid a nasty case of thrush

No doubt Len will be along tout-de-suite to wave his 1966 World Cup shirt in our faces