Tales from the Dragon

[arsenal]

Lying in bed at 2 in the afternoon a little bored due to lock down. 'Avin a think. One of the most expected and yet still misery inducing aspects of all this is the endless Maoesq platitudes I have to read posted on wechat.


"Strong today is stronger tomorrow."
Fuck off.
:We suffer together so we don't suffer alone."
Fuck off.
"Hardship brings eventual joy."
Fuck off.

So I have time to think about all the really gorgeous boys who wanted to come with me but I turned down.
A few.

Tom. Offed many times and Pattaya's cheekiest boy. I've got a photo of him that if you saw it with the headline Thailand's Top Male Model would have you drooling. I turned him down in Royal House Karaoke. It was 4.00am and he was very drunk as he draped himself over me.

Em. Offed a few times from X-boys and A-bomb he'd joined the army and was working in Jomtien but had muscled up a bit too much for my taste.

Lo. A Cambodian floppy haired boy band member type in Q? Bar I think. Only a one time off to my eternal disappointment.
It was 5.30ish and I was thinking about dinner. One of my biggest regrets....boy wise.

A Vietnamese waiter who had bern working in some bbq restaurant until it was raided by immigration police. He wanted to come with me at 7.00pm but I wanted to collect him at 11.00pm. Scared of being caught he never showed up.

Chop. The most smiley and affable boy who always wants to come with me whenever I see him in Forest House but I usually decline in favour of tea and biscuits. Hahaha.