Limerick contest

[scottish-guy]

A crusty old English b'stard
Has trouble in getting it hard
Viagra's too pricey, at his age it's quite dicey
So he lubes up his bunghole with lard.

[Smiles]

A crusty old English b'stard
Has trouble in getting it hard
Viagra's too pricey, at his age it's quite dicey
So he lubes up his bunghole with lard.

How to break every limericky grammatic rule in the books. 'Mein Kampf' rolls off the bunghole more smoothly.