KGB Services
Public Relations Department
The Kremlin
Moscow
Dear Mr Moses
Further to your application and interview for the position of Russian Black Ops spokesperson I am delighted to be able to offer you the position. The panel were particularly impressed with the way you used the words 'propaganda' and 'false' to deny even well documented historical events. Initially you will be stationed in the public relations office attached to the state pharmacy. I look forward to your start date.
Yours sincerely.
Colonel Poisonofsky