Bangkok still have F*CK SHOWS?

[bkkguy]

A friend of mine with a young Asian wife claims that if he wants some variety he just turns her over and pretends she's a boy

sort of the reverse of the old Sophie Tucker joke:

I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph, you got no tits and a tight box". I said to him "Ernie get off my back."