Ah yes sub plots abound ! But just in case you ARE serious Matt just to be clear that is NOT a good idea for reasons almost too numerous to mention. Him taking the knife off you and stabbing YOU with it being one, or someone else getting stabbed with it and you being held as the guilty party - even if you weren't.

Not to mention the fact that it's just not very practical AND of course if you are going to keep a weapon in the house you have to be prepared and capable of using it and from reading your posts I highly doubt t that that's the case with you.

And anyway, you've always said that your "husband" was a lovely soft hearted gently guy who had lived as a monk all this life so I cant really see him turning into some mafia type and coming to do you over.......mind you it is SE Asia I guess so anything is possible.