Lol. Thanks. May i suggest reordering the list? Pj, v, and f as a narrative.
PJ and vodka to keep the geriatric sex pat hydrated, regular, and chemically mood altered.
V to stiffen up and get an errection.
F for the dead sex pat after a night of hard night of PJ and V.
As a complete aside, i recall reading an article that embalming fluids accumulate in a man's penis, engourging it and making dead men's dicks look bigger!
It was a story about medical students and cadavers.
I dont think i have ever peaked at a dead man's dick.
Though i have been in bed with the equivalent of living corpses with limp dicks.
I echo the sentiments expressed by NIrish-guy in the above quote.
Previously, I used to read only the posts in topics which were of interest to me. Now I am obliged to read every post, whether the topic interests me or not. And, as NIrish-guy says, I never know what I am going to read, as the topic heading is not always a guide to the subject matter.
frequent (December 3rd, 2018)
Ever the diplomat :-)
It’s on a par with a ministerial resignation letter
Only that condom in my youth for wanking. See one of my previous posts. For fucking, I always use a new condom.
The condom I blew up is still inflated, two weeks later. Interestingly, it turned white where it changes from dilated to undilated.
I once stumbled upon a safe-sex education in a gay disco in Khon Kaen, where condoms were blewn up to demonstrate the effect of massage oil. The condom rubbed with massage oil ripped shortly after.