Pattaya report Oct 2018

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is this one of those 'full-service' resorts?

I've no idea. I've never been there. But it wouldn't surprise me.

he knows for a fact that no farang would "stumble in" when he's away shacking up with an old customer??

Yep. I think he usually does. Apparently, most farang phone ahead to see if he's there, and if he's not going to be there to welcome them when they arrive, he suggests they go and stumble in somewhere else.

What does he do? Announce on the hotel's FB page (in Thai & English) that he'll be away on such & such a date fucking this old farang so please don't come if you speak English

Not that I know of. But I'll check with him.

And how would "his services come in handy" if the farang stumbles in with his Thai girlfriend when there's no longer a language barrier as the gf can do all the talking?

Apparently, not all Thai girls can speak English. Strange, but true. But I hear they are doing night courses.

As a matter of fact I do know a thing or two about Asia

Only two? That seems about right.

worked in my grandparents noodle shop when I was in my teens...

You must have a very long memory! I believe the area where the noodle shop was underwent redevelopment and they built the Old Parliament House where the shop once stood.

You forgot to mention that he's also a co-owner of the resort and when he doesn't feel like getting up for work, he can just phone it in.

Sorry. He's also a co-owner of the resort and when he doesn't feel like getting up for work, he can just phone it in.

Keep knocking yourself out, sglad!