I'm not sure exactly which varieties of narcotics Andy is on but he needs to get into rehab ASAP.

Once clear, he will find that copious quantities of good old legal Gin produces a similar melancholic, self-pitying effect at lower cost and without the risk of an extended spell in the hoosego.

They don't call it "Mother's Ruin" for nothing and I thoroughly recommend it taken with cucumber.

If preferred, you can even put the cucumber in the Gin