There's a story - I've no idea as to whether it's true - that Winston Churchill once exited the House of Commons loos without washing his hands. A fellow MP is supposed to have said "Winston! At Eton we were taught to always wash our hands after pissing" - to which Churchill supposedly replied "And at Harrow we were taught never to piss on our hands".
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]
a447 (July 8th, 2018), bobsaigon2 (July 8th, 2018), christianpfc (August 1st, 2018), frequent (July 8th, 2018), Smiles (July 8th, 2018)
christianpfc (August 1st, 2018)
Then don't think about it.
gerefan2 (July 8th, 2018)
Even if they did wash their hands, don't start thinking about how many germs they picked up grabbing the door handle to exit the toilet
frequent (July 8th, 2018)
The increase in asthma in Western countries is supposed to have been caused by overly fastidious parents trying to make sure their child never comes into contact with "dirt" (known as the "hygiene hypothesis")
My old Pennsylvania German grand mother used to tell the kids that "you'll eat a peck of dirt before you die - get used to it."
frequent (July 8th, 2018)
We don't talk about that.
Trump is, of course, well known to be a germophobe. Presumably he wears a pair of rubber gloves while pissing?
"The fruits of peace and tranquility... are the greatest goods... while those of its opposite, strife, are unbearable evils. Hence we ought to wish for peace, to seek it if we do not already have it, to conserve it once it is attained, and to repel with all our strength the strife which is opposed to it. To this end individual[s]... and in even greater degree groups and communities are obliged to help one another... from the bond or law of human society." [Marsilio dei Mainardini (c.1275-1342), Defensor Pacis]